how come i never saw this episode!?!

went to blow up on saturday.

but it's a secret. shhhhhh.

It's almost the weekend...

...so here's a shiny new, ear-melting, kitten-punching, vomit-inducing remix from the kings of the dancefloor.

Shitdisco - 72 Virgins(The Bloody Beetroots Remix)

come with us.

a bit of audio sophistication.

just a little monday morning pick-me-up that i unearthed from an italian blog about who knows what...i don't read italian. never heard this sweetnees before so i'm guessing it's new.

wow, that might be the worst description of the beetroots ever posted on a blog.
i'm still tired from playing with a fat woman.

Verrà la morte e avrà i tuoi occhi

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

"wild strawberries" - pnau

adult chuck-e-cheese...

was crazy.
seriously.
alternating whiskey and expresso shots at three am. playing blackjack with a 70 year old bulgarian woman who yelled at everyone, win or lose. starting a poolside dance party at t.i. playing long distance quarters in the room. collecting porno cards off the street and talking to the guys who pass them out. the guy who yelled at morgan, "HEY, TALL GUY!!! HIGH FIVE! YEAH!!!!"

i'm still poor, but listening to this song while driving across the desert capped the whole thing off with whipped cream and a cherry.


The Bloody Beetroots - I Love The Bloody Beetroots

even though it's shrouded in secrecy...

I am so ready for a whole messload of this tonight. I even grew a civil war moustache and beard combo last night so I could be as cool as these gents.

rumorrumorrumor...

rumorrumorrumorpsstrumor.
pssssst.
rumor.

also...this banger of a new track from Computer Club. So awesome it makes me have to poop.



MP3: COMPUTER CLUB - Load Rocket

posting music made easy with Justin!

I've got two tickets to what has the potential to be the second greatest night of musical craziness ever, second only to Justice on NYE. I've lost my partner in crime to the wonderful world of stamps and old ladies and sex for money...anyone want to go?

MP3: Sohodolls - Trash the Rental (Crystal Castles Remix)

MP3: Crystal Castles - Alice Practice (Futurecop! remix)